CRIME FIGHTING

We’re more than just a writing-directing duo. We’re also crime fighters.

If you're being terrorized please do not hesitate to call upon us. As champions of justice we vow to protect the weak and anyone willing to pay us money. Our crime fighting credentials range far and wide, from defeating common street thugs to intergalactic space pirates in hand-to-hand combat.

If you are ever in need, you can rest assured that we'll fly over and kick some tail bone at a moment's notice. Please contact us via Facebook or Twitter for any crime fighting inquiries

-The BAPartists

List of crime-fighting skills:

Muscles
Fuel Efficient Automobiles
Invisibility Hoodies
Nunchucks
Swag
Bullet Proof Vests
Monkey Wrench
Balls

...if all else fails we have 911 on speed dial.